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bae-10-warthog:

therevenantrising:

korithebear:

therevenantrising:

southernsir:

myviewofher:

A little road-head never hurt anyone, right?

Time for a road trip

Absolutely right.

Interesting story time. It was my second year on the fire department, we get called out on MVA. Proceed as normal, get on the scene. Dude had smacked a rock wall, dash was rolled.
We hear this loud yelling from under the dash. So we roll it, and of course here’s this guys wife. They’re both about 65, 70.
Apparently at moment of busting, she jerked away, hit the steering wheel, he lost control.
Now, if you’ve never had to apply pressure to a bitten dick that is bleeding while an EMT cleans semen out of a grandma’s hair while keeping a straight professional face, lemme tell you.
It’s goddamn hard.

Not as hard as grandpa was before he wrecked.

Holy shit

therevenantrising:

korithebear:

therevenantrising:

southernsir:

myviewofher:

A little road-head never hurt anyone, right?

Time for a road trip

Absolutely right.

Interesting story time.
It was my second year on the fire department, we get called out on MVA. Proceed as normal, get on the scene. Dude had smacked a rock wall, dash was rolled.

We hear this loud yelling from under the dash. So we roll it, and of course here’s this guys wife. They’re both about 65, 70.

Apparently at moment of busting, she jerked away, hit the steering wheel, he lost control.

Now, if you’ve never had to apply pressure to a bitten dick that is bleeding while an EMT cleans semen out of a grandma’s hair while keeping a straight professional face, lemme tell you.

It’s goddamn hard.

Not as hard as grandpa was before he wrecked.

Holy shit

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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